I'm so fucking centered right now
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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