Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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