is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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