My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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