well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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