They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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