Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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