Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Vodka?
Forever.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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