Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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