the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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