I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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