I'm really into asian looking animals
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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