I'm going to jail i love you
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
last night I used snow as a chaser
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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