Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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