i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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