Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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