I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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