Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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