We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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