So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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