i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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