I wish I only lived at night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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