I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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