i don't like sucking hair
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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