They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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