So drunk, too bad you don't want this
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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