it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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