is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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