question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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