Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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