Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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