I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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