She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.