why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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