i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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