did you get engaged???
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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