He is such a slut. More and more my type.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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