he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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