Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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