Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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