Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.