hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?