Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.

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(954): View more from Florida

Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!

(805): View more from California

God Bless America!

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She said she didn't have time to shave "there"

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.

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(760): View more from California

Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?

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