remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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