I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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