Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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