so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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