Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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