People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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