You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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