He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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