She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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