My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
two words...techno handjob
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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