My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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