she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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