How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
so much tequila, so little girl.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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