i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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