you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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