Sry I called you an 8
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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